Wordsworth's "Ode to Bootlicking", Translated Into Even-More-Boring-and-Trite by Fast Sedan Nellson

Fast Sedan Nellson, celebrity translator, took precious time off his ongoing opus, Wordsworth's Prelude Translated into EMBaT, to give us these two minor gems of his "transhittifier's art". Not only do they showcase a new innovation in that art in response to the translator's recent visit overseas to the American South, they are also presented in parallel texts, with Nellson's Even-More-Boring-and-Trite translations displayed side-by-side with Wordsworth's own texts in their original Boring-and-Trite. A true gift for students of Nellson's translational genius, and for aspiring transhittifiers everywhere. And also for Wordsworth fans, one supposes.

6 pgs on folded 8.5” x 11.
April A.Da. 110 (2026) $0.75 + s/h

Packed along with a few other free pamphlets tossed in! 
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